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Hey Man, Do You Wanna Do Molly?

Posted in Crowd Control, Videos and tagged acid, addiction, ate that shit like candy, blow, bottom, broken leg, coffee, coward, drugs, five hour energy, i'm a pussy, intervention, jewish, L. A., law school, manta rays in the sky, molly, my eyeballs feel pretty, opiates, oral sex, pain killers, parents, pills in your face, porn stars, pot, reality, sex, shrooms, walls melting | Leave a comment

The Buckets Babies Drown In

Posted in Crowd Control, Videos and tagged 911, bar mitzvahed, bow tie, food industry, grandmother, i hope i'm never a father, impossible for the laws of physics, jewish, journey, just a small town girl, little hotdogs, lobotomy, mayoral race, nursing home, parents fucking, snooki, texting, the situation, trashy weddings, wasted, work | Leave a comment