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Hey Man, Do You Wanna Do Molly?

Posted in Crowd Control, Videos and tagged acid, addiction, ate that shit like candy, blow, bottom, broken leg, coffee, coward, drugs, five hour energy, i'm a pussy, intervention, jewish, L. A., law school, manta rays in the sky, molly, my eyeballs feel pretty, opiates, oral sex, pain killers, parents, pills in your face, porn stars, pot, reality, sex, shrooms, walls melting | Leave a comment

Cutie2649er is a Dude

Posted in Videos and tagged 911, awkward, bars, blind date, breakfast, Carrie, coffee, consequences, creep, dry humor, getting old, hating myself, internet, law school, meeting girls, my ideal guy, online dating, porn, shit on your bar, stalking, threats, wasted | Leave a comment